I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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