Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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