You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
They have beer where we have blood.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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