There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
should my penis look like a turkey
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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