I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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