My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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