I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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