She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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