i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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