Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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