oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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