Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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