She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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