New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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