Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
MIDGETS
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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