Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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