Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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