I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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