If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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