Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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