is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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