I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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