How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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