Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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