these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So much rum. So many feels.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
