He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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