take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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