i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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