Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Did we literally take a cab across the street
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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