you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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