her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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