Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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