In the future we'll all be gay
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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