I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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