i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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