Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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