Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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