Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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