You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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