"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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