I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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