she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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