She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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