Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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