"it" just moved
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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