She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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