Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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