I wanna passion pit in your ass
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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