Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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