so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
You smell like stripper and shame
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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