Say something about gay babies.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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