I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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