So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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