the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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