she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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