yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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