Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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