I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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