you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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